Funny Sardar Jokes

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Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..

2
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

3
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

4
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab

5 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

7
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

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19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...

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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

10
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

11
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

12
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=

13
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

14
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...